| graham: |
if two girls kissing offends you, then grow up
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| on ireland performance: |
good news for the irish economy, i hear they’ve discovered oil there. too bad it’s baby oil and they appear to have used it all on his backing dancers.
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| graham on montenegro: |
the picture quality of the moon landing was better than this link to Montenegro
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| montenegro: |
we have to be brief, don’t we?
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| graham: |
yes
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| graham: |
i don’t think bonnie can win now, i don’t know, i’m not carol vorderman.
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| petra: |
we're half through voting now
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| graham: |
oh that's depressing
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| estonia: |
shows up
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| graham: |
is he standing outside a prison?
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| albania: |
petra you look gorgeous tonight!
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| graham: |
better than you
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| albanian guy: |
(singing) should i live, should i die without your love--
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| graham: |
you should leave
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| eric: |
i'll help you to the bathroom
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| graham: |
don't do that eric, that's how rumours start
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| germany: |
we're having so much fun!!!1!
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| graham: |
speak for yourself
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| dude: |
breathes
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| graham: |
oh look, it's sideshow bob, nice of him to show up
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| petra: |
azerbaijan won 2 years ago, it can still happen now!
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| graham: |
god, please, no
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| denmark: |
winning
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| graham: |
busy right now, just won the eurovision, i'll call back later. #donereallywell!!1!1!
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| voting after denmark has won: |
proceeds, ppl giving points to russia or idk
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| graham: |
can someone please tell her she can't win now
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| graham: |
oh flowers now, marvellous
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| graham: |
my taxi is waiting outside so if she could sing as quick as possible, that would be nice |